So, tell me, are you one of those sisters sitting every Sunday
on the PEW in the front row of the church dreaming of the
Oh! You dont know what that means shebi? Well, It’s my acronym
So, let’s go straight to where this is heading. You’ve got the
looks. Omo! In school you were fine girl no pimples and
people still call you that. You are an epitome of beauty, a
combination of dimples and well set teeth with the cutest gap,
the big seductive eyes and flawless skin are your most priced
possession, not to mention the curves and straight legs.
Oh! Girl, you are an angel. You shouldn’t have a problem nah,
You don’t just have the looks babe, you’ve got brain. You
are stylish with a great fashion sense…OMG!!! You the
hottest babe with the hottest brain for every idea…. you
mean, you are seeking the PIEW also…chai!!! Have seen you
at dinners and events with different dudes, what’s happening nah?
Wait!!! Did you just say you don’t like cooking? Mo r’ire…. I
heard you don’t keep a clean apartment also, mo da’ran! And
your attitude, I learnt it’s nothing to write home about…chisus!
You cannot even pray sixty seconds as a single babe and you expect
to pray sixty minutes in marriage… (Yinmu, I hear you). I know you must have heard that dudes love beauty with brains but I need you to add attitude to the list.
You watch Big Brother Africa shey? Make this your new BBA
Prayers shouldn’t be left out also. Soon and very soon, you are going to
seat on that PEW with the one who by then would have made
your PIEW dreams come true.